The Ballad of Sir Prisepartie

"Sir Prisepartie, approach my throne;
A quest I have for ye.
My daughter's birthday it soon is:
And you must plan the party."

This is The Ballad of Sir Prisepartie, the all-time funniest text adventure game about a party-planning knight.*

Sir Prisepartie is a very gallant knight, but a very poor party planner. Help him plan the Princess' sixteenth birthday party using only your wit, your intuition, and a massive cupboard full of medieval weaponry.

Words by George Larkwright and Clancy.
Illustrations by Nick Young.

*Probably. To be honest, we don't know of many other text adventure games about party-planning knights.